Cubicle Comments

After sixteen years at the same first floor office, we moved two miles away and 8 floors up. The move itself was nothing, nor was going from an office to an open cube environment. Well...hang on a sec! Actually, the open environment and the elevator ride up to this "Office Field of Dreams," has provided some hysterical cubicle comments. My cube is three steps off the kitchen. It's noisy, smelly and quite distracting and I wouldn't change places for anything. If I did, I'd miss hearing:

• "My husband likes to walk by those gyms with windows while eating a doughnut." 
• "The soap in the bathroom smells like my gynecologist."
• "I can eat this cake because I just joined Weight Watchers."

I hope you'll enjoy "8 Floors Up." My next blog will attempt to define new words such as "Featurenality" and "Snough."