People say the darndest things...

From where I sit, if it's funny, I have to write it down. And it would be wrong to keep these gems to myself. Of course we all say stupid things, including myself. If you want to read some of the stupid things I've said, you'll have to wait. They're coming. But first, here are a few of my faves. 

In the lunchroom:
Guy 1: "What are you having for lunch?"
Guy 2:  “A sandwich, a pudding cup and an orangutan.”
Guy 1:  “A what?”
Guy 2:  “An orangatun.   You know, those little oranges.”
Guy 1:  “You mean a clementine.”
Guy 2:  “Yeah, one of those.”

While on the elevator:
Woman to Male Friend: "You remind me of the fox, from Disney’s “Fox & Hound” movie.  Did you ever see it?
Guy:  “Nooo (increduously).  As a kid I watched Adult movies.”

Two Reps Talking
Rep 1:  “My mom uses those air freshners.  But I don’t like the flavors she chooses.”
Rep 2:  “You know you’re not supposed to eat those.”
Rep 1:  “What?  I’m not.”
Rep 2:  “You said flavor, not aroma or scent.”
Rep1:  “Well a flavor is still a scent.”